Epitaph newsletter, a fun story to share with the ones you love....

so i had to post this story not only cuz he drew such a perfect picture in my head of the whole scenary but just because its funny. enjoy.

'I saw the most awesome thing in history this morning. While driving to work, I observed some bloated guy rollerblading down Sunset Blvd. with a 40oz. of malt liquor in each hand! Now this guy was about 5’6” and had to weigh at least 280lbs, so you can bet he looked fresh scootin’ on some bright purple rollerblades! Besides being ultra-cool for simply buying 40s on rollerblades, this guy also happened to catch a wicked bump in the sidewalk and he went down hard… However, he managed to save both of his 40s by pulling them tightly to his body, as if they were small children, and taking the brunt of the fall on his knees and right side. Now, this guy should be a superhero if you ask me. Just the fact that he saved the malt liquor is enough to make him my hero. So, here’s to you bloated guy on purple rollerblades buying Olde English! We love you, dog! Keep on keepin’ real!
- EPITAPH BLIZZARD BEAST'