Pondering the brevity of existence, it’s... The Epitaph Weekly Newsletter!....

man, this little ditty from Matt over at Epitaph was just way too funny not to repost. i hope you read on and get a good little chuckle....
'There are many fundamental questions that cause profound moments for people in their lives. For example, when people sit back and ponder things such as: is there actually a God? What is my purpose for existence? Is love truly real, or just a figment of the imagination? Is there life after death? These and many other questions can cause one to roll around at night feeling tortured and tiny in this huge world. These are all very good questions, but the one that drives me insane and causes me to contemplate the abyss of the human soul is quite simple: why does the Hamburger Helper guy only have 4 fingers instead of 5? Is it a sign? Is it an omen? This has consumed me for the past few years and will continue to do so I’m sure!
The Hamburger Helper guy can still make the horns of Satan, he can still bitch slap people, he can’t flip people off, but something tells me he can fire a gun with those gross little fingers of his. Keep an eye on that guy; there is way more than meets the eyes there…“Helps you hamburger make a great meal? Yeah right…”Matt HeinemeyerEpitaph Blizzard Beast'