Fat Mike has sent us an update!!.....

its sort of coincidental how my buddy Jerome just came back to the states not too long ago from Australia and now Fat Mike is there with some words of wisdom regarding the great country.....

'Fatty left us alone to "hang down low with the nice Australians"(and New Zealanders) but he sent us a telegraph from the land down under where women glow and men plunder...

Notes from Melbourne: Australia is pretty much the greatest country in the world. No, I don't need to qualify that…it is the greatest country in the world. A lot of people think that their country is the greatest, and that's why this country is so great. People here don't think they're the greatest…they really just don't care…it's not a competition here. It's about who can be the nicest and have the most fun. It's like California, but with really nice people. It's like Britain, but with great weather and beaches. It's like Germany….no it's really nothing like Germany. I just don't get what the British were thinking when they found this place and decided to make it a prison colony. Then they actually paid families to move here. OK, it does have the most deadly insects, spiders and snakes of any place in the world. Of course there's the skin cancer rate, and it does take 12 hours to drive from one city to the next, and they did almost completely kill off the entire indigenous population, and their prime minister is W. Jr., and they are responsible for Crocodile Dundee and Dead End Drive-In...I digress….it's cool here, y'all should visit sometime, FM'