Apocalypse now, its...The Epitaph Weekly Newsletter!....

Seeing as how i have missed out on a couple illo fridays here and there because of the busy holiday schedule, i decided to atleast give you a little excerpt of funniness from Matt over at Epitaph....so here goes.....
'If the world is not going to end soon, it needs to. I’m all for science and all that good stuff, but I just learned that a doctor Margaret A. Keyes, M.D., Ph.D. is currently injecting human brain cells into a mouse and the f-ing thing is developing memory, extended motor skills and an extremely high level of intelligence! Now, the hope of the researchers is to try and see if they can get the mouse to the point of communicating by sound or even primitive language! I’m not scared of the end of the world, but now that it’s here, I am getting kind of scared… This is cartoon shit! Talking mice… what the hell is going on? With all the weapons in the world, talking mice will be our demise! I say GOOD!
So, talking mice are just around the corner and nanotechnology is also upon us. How stupid is it that humans are smart enough to kill themselves on purpose? Overall, it’s pretty awesome I guess.“(Whatever a mouse will/would say when they can talk)”Matt HeinemeyerEpitaph Blizzard Beast'
sounds pritty crazy to me, but then again who knows. no longer will the Bear City skit on SNL be funny because it will be that way in the future, but with walking talking mice. talk about bizarre, sheesh!