ive been slacking, but for a good reason.....

i know i have been slacking on my illofriday submissions. ive been wanting to get into my art, but everytime i get an idea and start to pull out my supplies, something comes up - like the following. the reason for me missing out on this weeks illofriday is because going to my lunch break on wednesday i came out to find my car looking like this...






yup someone decided to break into my car and steal out the entire middle console, cdplayer, ac unit, vents, cup holders, everything while i was in my office at work. real nice huh. however, during the slow time at work i have been teaching myself tricks and learning tips about photoshop and hopefully ill be able to start doing some of my pieces with another medium besides just using acrylics or pastels. so hopefully ill be back with something this up coming week. thanks for sticking with me eventhough i havent had much up for you to enjoy.

Epitaph newsletter, a fun story to share with the ones you love....

so i had to post this story not only cuz he drew such a perfect picture in my head of the whole scenary but just because its funny. enjoy.

'I saw the most awesome thing in history this morning. While driving to work, I observed some bloated guy rollerblading down Sunset Blvd. with a 40oz. of malt liquor in each hand! Now this guy was about 5’6” and had to weigh at least 280lbs, so you can bet he looked fresh scootin’ on some bright purple rollerblades! Besides being ultra-cool for simply buying 40s on rollerblades, this guy also happened to catch a wicked bump in the sidewalk and he went down hard… However, he managed to save both of his 40s by pulling them tightly to his body, as if they were small children, and taking the brunt of the fall on his knees and right side. Now, this guy should be a superhero if you ask me. Just the fact that he saved the malt liquor is enough to make him my hero. So, here’s to you bloated guy on purple rollerblades buying Olde English! We love you, dog! Keep on keepin’ real!
- EPITAPH BLIZZARD BEAST'

Grilled, It's......the Epitaph Weekly Newsletter!!......

this was just too funny not to post.....
'Just when you think the world can not be more unfair, you read a story like this... Two drug dealers (allegedly) have been arrested in Washington State and the state saw it necessary to seize these guys' dope "grills." That's right; the state of Washington took their jeweled-ass mouth pieces as "seizable assets." Is nothing sacred? So what if you acquire your "grill" by selling crack to kids... once your bejeweled grill is in place, no one but God should be able to remove it! So, if you're gonna crime, make sure to hide your grills.
- EPITAPH BLIZZARD BEAST'
hope you enjoyed your dose of another funny, yet true, epitaph weekly.